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hervacationh0me:

Some bitch: You should want to make a girl laugh because you want to see her smile. Not because you want her to suck your dick

Me:

stacey-brighteyes:

nothing will ever be as great as this picture of kanye and beyonce playing connect 4

i beg to differ

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digitalskullkid:

soletherapy:

LONG BEACH, Calif. — The kidnap-rape conviction of a once-promising prep football star was dismissed Thursday following a recantation by his accuser.

Brian Banks collapsed in sobs on the counsel table during a court hearing where a prosecutor quickly…

"No gods, no kings; only man."

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World’s Fastest Boner Killer

There’s a little stripper girl that keeps giving me the eye that always comes into our convenience store to buy knick knacks and dumb shit for quite some time.

Homegirl always finds a way to try and touch up on me or string out conversation

(like a nigga aint seen that play from four miles down the field.)

Usually me and my attitude toward strippers would make me treat her like a common whore

but for the sake of good customer relations and all that other shit I was like “fuck it”. I even decided to play along into her game with her. (besides, she got a nice ass, what could i lose? :s)

Until today.

This bitch comes in

at the top of the motherfucking morning

distressed as shit

“Yall sell any pregnancy test here?”

Ladies: If you want to absolutely destroy any chance of attracting interest from a guy, drop that line.

It works.

it8bit:

Warped

Created byPhil Jones

Prints available on Society6

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I really really love fighting.

Like… a lot.

Not just the violence and dominance and the supposed masking of underlying childhood emotional issues aspect of it either

There’s something about the most primal kind of competition that has so many different schools and variations that I actually love.

And nah nigga, I’ve been into it for years before getting fucked up by the Royal Bahamas Shitbag Squad, and I’ve been studying it more and more on a daily basis.

I hope there’s an open adult slot at this Capoeira school I’ve been looking into when I get back up to Toronto after summer. Otherwise it’s gonna be me in Brazilian ju-jitsu going for the highest rank I can get for as long as I can stay in Toronto, full-time… like every day after class full-time.

Either way it’s fuckin awesome.

tauped:

ziggazagga:

model/make up Claudia Kishi

photo zigga zagga

April 2012

Me again :)

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weekendxnachos:

zachxedge:

fightxtoxdream:

boobs-and-champagne:

A minute of silence for Aaron…

This is so sad

LMAO!

This made my heart hurt. Poor Aaron.

Oh my fucking god, man..

good god…

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